Operation Clone Jesus

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The White House. Aide and President continue. President: 'Well then what about the Jews?' Aide: 'Israel is taking a more pragmatic approach, sir. They're cloning their nukes.' 		 

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OCJ lab. Jesus tours with scientist. Jesus: 'My brother (who is also myself and my lover*) has been showing me round; the internet, microwave popcorn, etch-a-sketch.. You monkeys have made awesome advances in the last 2,000 years.' Scientist: 'Progress was pretty slow going until we stopped listening to preachers and let the nerds figure things out. No offence.'

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