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Space, red planet surface. Two astronauts. Astronaut 1: 'Let me drive, she says. I know where I'm going, she says.' Astronaut 2: 'All you had to do was turn left at the red planet.' Astronaut 1: 'For your information, that's what I did, this is where the Earth should be.' 		 

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Space, viewing scorched Earth. Two astronauts. Astronaut 1: 'Well, it's not what I expected... Nothing but scorched earth and millions of these cockroach things.' Astronaut 2: 'Maybe those weren't welcoming fireworks we could see earlier?' Later, interior spaceship: 'That's a 262 light year round trip for nothing. What a waste of a holiday weekend.' 'At least we know one thing, there never was any intelligent life down there.' THE END

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