Operation Clone Jesus

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The Oval Office. Aide briefs President. Aide: 'More intel on the holy clone war, Sir.. the Danes are trying to clone the old Viking gods of war to protect them against their Islamic enemies.' President: 'Never mind Daneland and Island. what about those pesky muslims?' 		 

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Author speaks directly. Author with halo: 'Ah yes, the muslims.. a tolerant and peace-loving religious community with a rich cultural history and a tendency to issue death threats to anyone who says otherwise. No fucking way I'm making jokes about cloning Mo' or otherwise mocking Islam. I don't want my head cut off.'
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