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Q. Where's my money?
A. Now, there's a funny story about that..

Q.Is this train going to Dollis Hill?
A. Yes.

Q. Are you my daddy?
A. What's in it for me?

Q. Where were you on the night of the 22nd of June?
A. Go to hell.
Q. Now, then sir please will you answer my question?
A. Forget it, you ain't got nothing, copper.
Q. Will you accompany me down to the station please sir.
A. You can't intimidate me, you fascist. I know my rights.
[Snip: Various statements concerning legal statutes.]
Q. Do you understand these rights?
A. Bastards. Freedom! Freedom!

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