Operation Clone Jesus

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The Oval Office. Rumsfeld and Jesus continue. Rumsfeld: 'But only when the Empire has defeated all the Rebels can there be any peace. Please join our army.' Jesus: 'Hmm... the Marine Corps. would be a good place to meet buff dudes.' 		 

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The Oval Office. Rumsfeld and Jesus continue. Rumsfeld: 'You're gay?' Jesus: 'Of course, dude! Dad couldn't risk me impregnating any chicks and spawning a race of demi-gods. But without love, I couldn't properly experience what it was like to be human, so he made me gay.'
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