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The Oval Office. Rumsfeld and Jesus continue. Rumsfeld: 'Young Dubya tells me you won't support our crusade?' Jesus: 'Dude, I'm a pacifist.' 		 

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1 Timothy 6:10. Rumsfeld and Jesus continue. Rumsfeld: 'But it's a war against evil. We thought you'd be pleased?' Jesus: 'As I told my ghostwriter Timothy "Love of petrodollars is the root of all evil." Haven't any of you freaks read my biography? Sure it's exaggerated in places and the ending is a bit improbable but there's good shit in there.'
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