Me and you.

The differences between us.

1.
You will try and fail to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping.
I understand a one-handed, one-legged standing ovation from a full house at the Last Night of the Proms.

2.
You count on your fingers.
I count on no-one.

3.
You believe the World revolves around the Sun.
I know that it revolves around me.

4.
You think twice before opening your mouth.
I am always thinking and never silent.

5.
You believe in God.
I feel god is beneath me.

6.
You are wrong,
if you disagree with me.

7.
You can fool some of the people, some of the time.
I know all of the people for the fools that they are.

8.
You shall not kill.
I will not die.

9.
You lie!
I believe.

10.
You love me.
So do I.

11.
You wonder.
I forget.

12.
You wander.
I float on high.

13.
If…
Iff.