Three things I learnt in History

1. Don't start a major land war in asia

2. The bombing of civilians is sometimes right

3. Never drive an open topped cadillac through downtown Dallas.

 

Three things I learnt in Geography

1. It rains a lot in Wales.

2. There are a lot of sheep in Wales.

3. The theorem "Time flies when you're having fun." has a provable inverse.

 

Three things I learnt in English

1. Swear words are used by inarticulate people with poor vocabularies.

2. Er...

3. Fuck all else.

Three things I learnt in Maths

7. Get 100% in exams and you are allowed to spend 50% of your lessons asleep.

2. No one likes a smart arse, until they run into difficulties with thier homework.

 

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