Operation Clone Jesus

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The Oval Office. Scientist speaks with Rumsfeld. Scientist: 'Lord Rumsfeld, please can I have $5 billion to clone Jesus?' Rumsfeld: 'Oh ho ho, you are so impetuous young Dubya.. I need that money to secure our oil.' 		 

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The Oval Office. Scientist and Rumsfeld continue. Scientist: 'But our own personal Jesus could turn water into oil.' Rumsfeld: 'Hmm... with God on our side we MUST win the war on evil-doers... Not that we aren't winning anyway.'
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